Haunted Mansion Swiftie T-Shirt – You Wouldn’t Last an Hour Lyric Tee

“You wouldn’t last an hour in the mansion where they raised me...” If that lyric hits hard and you’ve ever felt weirdly at home among ghost hosts and hitchhiking spirits, this one’s for you.

Inspired by Taylor Swift’s “Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?” and the eerie charm of The Haunted Mansion, this crossover tee is perfect for Swifties who love a side of spooky with their sad girl era. It’s hauntingly stylish, comfortably soft, and made to order for every tortured poet with a Disney annual pass.

Features:

👻 Lyric-inspired chest print with a Haunted Mansion twist

🕯️ Perfect for TTPD fans, Magic Kingdom regulars, and fashionable foolish mortals

👕 Soft, lightweight and flattering unisex fit

🌍 Made to order to reduce overproduction and support sustainability

Material & Fit:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing

• Side-seamed construction with shoulder taping

• Bella+Canvas 3001 – your go-to tee for haunted heartbreaks

Please note:
Each tee is made to order — colours and print placement may vary slightly. Returns aren’t accepted unless something goes wrong, but we’re always happy to help from this realm (or the next).

Size Guide:

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.