Florida Is One Hell of a Drug T-Shirt – Swiftie x Theme Parks Crossover Tee

Florida is one hell of a drug... and if you've spent 10+ hours in a theme park queue questioning your life choices, you know exactly what Taylor meant.

This Swiftie x Florida theme parks crossover tee is the perfect chaotic blend of Tortured Poet lyricism and Magic Kingdom meltdown. Whether you’re a Swiftie on the edge or a theme park veteran with a caffeine-fuelled smile and a soggy churro in hand, this shirt is for you.

Soft, bold, and made to order — it's essential packing for your next emotional breakdown in the sunshine state.

Features:

🎤 “Florida Is One Hell of a Drug” lyric chest design inspired by Tortured Poets

☀️ Ideal for Swifties, Disney & Universal fans, and those surviving Florida in July

👕 Lightweight and comfy with a flattering unisex fit

🌍 Made to order to reduce waste and support sustainable fashion

Material & Fit:

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing

Side-seamed with shoulder taping

Bella+Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable, and emotionally unwell-approved

Please note:
Each item is made to order – colours and placement may vary slightly. Returns aren’t accepted unless something goes wrong, but we’re always happy to help (even from the queue for Flight of Passage).

Size Guide:

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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